There was a red rabbit running on the green
With women wearing doilies; and men knocking back caffeine
There was a red rabbit running on the green
The crowd just giggled at the failed high wire routine
I was stained with blood, mud, and fuddy-duddy information
It’s just one simple thrust, must you always doubt my levitation?
There was a red rabbit running on the green
With women wearing doilies; and men knocking back caffeine

It shouldn’t be so funny; but it’s a scarlet bunny!
Don’t look at me so weird. Imagine Hemingway without his beard!
Shock!

There was a red rabbit running on the green
With women wearing doilies; and men knocking back caffeine
There was a red rabbit running on the green
The Son of Thunder on a Santiago sea.
I was stained with blood, mud, and fuddy-duddy information
It’s just one simple thrust, must you always doubt my levitation?
There was a red rabbit running on the green
With women wearing doilies; and men knocking back caffeine

It shouldn’t be so funny; but it was John Candy!
Oh it’s a scarlet bunny.
Don’t look at me so weird. Imagine Hemingway without his beard!