Late, in the shelter of darkness,long after day has turned to night.
He moves in slowly with confidence. He doesn't want to wrong the right.
Darius, the vampire, is lonely. He doesn't want to suck your veins.
He only wants a companionship; a simple woman to ease his pangs.

He says his fangs are always useful when opening cans or corking wine.
He says he'd make a loving husband, but if you are interested in dating, then that's just fine.

Darius was born on the eastside. His astrological sign is aquarius.
He likes to go to the movies. He used to work at Toys R Us.
He likes to ride on his bicycle or when it's raining he takes a car.
From time to time he drinks some alcohol: a bloody mary from your favorite bar.

He says his fangs are always useful when opening cans or corking wine.
He says he'd make a loving husband, but if you are interested in dating, then that's just fine.

It is no longer the nineties. I think it's time we start anew.
We all can date one another. So why can't the vampires do it to?

Because my fangs are always useful when opening cans or corking wine.
I know I'd make a loving husband, but if you are interested in dating, then that's just fine.