Entry-level positions are available at the door,
And if you wish for closure, you can check the back of the store
Cause quaint and simple we are not, instead we seal the jar
You can ride the dunes of love all day and not go very far.

The menu is all wrinkled and the food is not so good
And changing will never change a thing even if you think you should
Cause smoking down below the skin is a bonfire filled with lust
And the pie will leave a sour taste even if you eat the crust

Yet the mistletoe that hangs above won't lead them to the door
And the jackals in the shadows will just sit and wait for more
Cause their road to bliss is hit or miss and fortune's guaranteed
But everything's backed with a warrantee if the builder feels the need

Horses and their jockeys stand around to point and laugh
The businessmen and secretaries can't chart it on the graph
The ups and downs are faster than jester hooked on smack
And the answers to the questions are written with a lack

Cause when it's all over the tornado leaves its path
All we will see are actuaries left to do the math
Cause as the gas runs low and the leader cleans his car
They'll ride the dunes of love all day and not go very far

Yet the mistletoe that hangs above won't lead them to the door
And the jackals in the shadows will just sit and wait for more
Cause their road to bliss is hit or miss and fortune's guaranteed
But everything's backed with a warrantee if the builder feels the need